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Tag: Elita-1

OPSEC

Location: Decepticon base Panel 1: Soundwave: “Megatron, the Autobots are mounting an offensive. E.T.A. two hours.” Megatron: “And we will be ready for them! The upgrades we made to our early warning system are paying off.” Soundwave: “Not exactly.” 2: Soundwave looks at a phone: “The Autobots inadvertently added me to their group text.” Text thread begins. Hot Shot: “Why do we have to text? Why can’t we just talk?” Prowl: “OPSEC” Hot Shot: “Optimus Prime’s secretary? You mean Elita?” Elita-1: “Hey, that’s sexist!” 3: Soundwave looks at his phone as the text thread continues. Prowl: “Operational security, doofus.” Elita: “Speaking of sexist…why am I the only woman on this mission?” Optimus Prime: “I chose the team for their skills, not their gender.” Elita: “Obviously. We’re gonna talk later.” Optimus: “I look forward to yet another conversation about gender issues.” Elita: “Then we’re gonna talk, if you know what I mean.” Eggplant, taco emoji. Hot Shot: “Ew. Human food is so gross.” 4: Soundwave looks at his phone as the text thread continues. Hot Shot: “Hey, I’m gonna scout ahead.” Optimus: “Negative, Hot Shot. Remain in formation.” Hot Shot: “Ow! Crap! I crashed into a boulder.” Prowl: “What where you’re going!” Hot Shot: “I can’t. I’m busy texting.” 5: Soundwave: “I think we can stand down our defenses for now, Megatron.” Text thread continues. Whirl: “Hey, I blew up a building!” Prowl: fist bump, Autobot symbol, fire emoji. Optimus: “A Decepticon building?” Whirl: “You’re gonna need a sieve and a forensics team to prove otherwise.”
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Published April 2, 2025
Categorized as Comics Tagged Elita-1, Hot Shot, Megatron, Optimus Prime, Prowl, Soundwave, Transformers, Whirl

Surface Dwellers

Location: Cybertron Panel 1: Orion Pax (cogless): “We have to ride the train to the surface.” D-16 (cogless): “Are you sure about this?” B-127 (cogless): “Wahoo! Yay! Adventure! Fun! Yahoo!” 2: Elita-1 (cogless): “What are those idiots doing? I’d better follow them.” B-127 off-panel: “Woo-hoo! Train ride! Chugga chugga woo woo!” 3: Elita, D-16, B-127, and Orion Pax sit on trainbot Yamabuki in train mode like toddlers on a miniature train at an amusement park. Elita facepalms. B-127: “Yay! Train ride! Wahoo! Adventure! Fun!” D-16: “Nice voice box you’ve got there. It would be a shame if something were to happen to it.” Yamabuki: “*sigh* I’m a medical professional.”
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Published December 6, 2024
Categorized as Comics Tagged B-127, Bumblebee, D-16, Elita-1, Megatron, Optimus Prime, Orion Pax, Transformers

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