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Tag: G.I. Joe

The Big Game

Location: Cobra Missile Command Headquarters Panel 1: Cobra Commander: “It’s almost time, Destro.” Destro: “Time for what, Commander?” 2: Cobra Commander: “Taylor Swift is going to pledge allegiance to Cobra during the Super Bowl!” 3: Destro: “Really?” Cobra Commander: “Probably not. But it’s just as likely as whatever the hell Fox News has dreamed up.”
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Published February 9, 2024
Categorized as Comics Tagged Cobra Commander, Destro, G.I. Joe

Domination

Location: Cobra Missile Command HQ Panel 1: Dr. Mindbender: “We have good news, Cobra Commander.” Dr. Sidney Biggles-Jones: “After years of work, we have successfully built…” 2: Biggles-Jones: “A new Weather Dominator!” Cobra Commander: “Excellent work, science lackeys! And now with the power once again to control Earth’s weather, I shall…” 3: Cobra Commander, dramatically: “Reverse man-made climate change!” 4: Mindbender and Biggles-Jones, dramatically: “Cobr--!” Less dramatically, Biggles-Jones: “…wait, what?” Mindbender: “Eh?” 5: Cobra Commander: “I want to rule over a habitable Earth, not a Mad Max wasteland. The severe weather we’ve been having lately has been freaking me the hell out. Last week’s thunderstorm sounded like God was angry with me personally.” Mindbender: “I mean…” Biggles-Jones: “You do lead an international terrorist organization.” Cobra Commander: “All the more reason for me to take the power of lightning away from God.”
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Published January 19, 2024
Categorized as Comics Tagged Cobra Commander, Dr. Mindbender, Dr. Sidney Biggles-Jones, G.I. Joe

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