Skip to content
Toy Box Comix

Toy Box Comix

By Alan Young

  • About
  • Acknowledgements
  • Social Media
    • Mastodon
    • Blue Sky
    • Instagram
    • Tumblr
    • Facebook
    • Threads
  • RSS

Bioengineering

Location: Cantina Panel 1: In the background, Mainframe (G.I. Joe) is holding a phone and tapping on a laptop. Pythona: “Electronic technology! How I abhor it!” 2: Dorothy Zbornak: “Cobra-La doesn’t have much technology, does it, Pythona?” 3: Pythona: “Oh, we have technology that’s functionally similar to yours. But instead of machines and electronics, we engineer with biology, as nature intended. For instance…” 4: Pythona: “Our world wide web is built by spiders. Our e-mail is delivered by elephants. Our iPhones are iguana phones. Our IP addresses are Indian pangolin addresses. Our VR is vampire bat reality. Our VPNSs are velociraptor-penguin networks. Our 2FA is two-fish authentication. Phishing is fishing.” 5: In the background, Mainframe looks on. Pythona: “Our SaaS is sting bug as a service. Our AI is ant intelligence. Our cloud computing is built by clouded plant bugs. Some insects are surprisingly good at math.” 6: Mainframe: “You know, we have technology made out of bugs, too. It’s called Microsoft Windows.”

Related

Share this:
Published June 5, 2026By Alan
Categorized as Comics Tagged Dorothy Zbornak, G.I. Joe, Golden Girls, Mainframe, Pythona

Post navigation

Previous post

Now in Theaters

Next post

Deflecting Pool

Random Comics!

Computer VirusRobraTherapyI Spent Too Man...Brutal
  • Random Comic!
  • Acknowledgements
  • Social Media
  • About
  • RSS
Toy Box Comix
Proudly powered by WordPress.