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A Mirror, Artly

Location: Swerve’s bar Panel 1: Silverbolt (SB): “Blackarachnia! Funny running into you here.” Blackarachnia (BA1), turning from Minerva: “Oh, it’s you.” 2: SB: “You’re looking shiny tonight.” BA1: “I treated myself to a premium finish. Are you taller?” SB: “I finally upgraded. Look, I’ve got fake hinges where I used to have real hinges!” BA1: “How very skeuomorphic of you.” SB: “Hey, I want you to meet my date.” BA1: “Why would you want that?” SB: “Blackarachnia, this is—” 3: SB: “Blackarachnia from another universe.” Blackarachnia (card art colors, BA2): “Hello.” SB: “Blackarachnia, Blackarachnia.” BA1: “You’re dating my counterpart from another universe?” BA2: “We met on Space Bridge, the multiversal dating app.” BA1: “Silverbolt, that is—“ SB: “NOT CREEPY!” 4: SB: “I’ll get us some drinks while you two get acquainted.” BA2: “We’re both black widow spiders. Are we gonna have to fight for him?” BA1: “Honey, please. I’m a black divorcee spider. You don’t have anything I want. And if you want my advice—” BA2: “I don’t.” BA1: “—you’ll get out now before he starts making you listen to the Joe Rogan podcast.” 5: BA2: “I know he’s a goofy idiot, but we have fun. And when I get tired of him, I can eat him.” BA1: “I tried that. He’s so tough and gamy that I decided I’d rather deal with the divorce lawyers.”
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Published June 28, 2024
Categorized as Comics Tagged Blackarachnia, Minerva, Nautica, Silverbolt, Swerve, Transformers

A Simple Joke Without Cynical Social Commentary

Location: Mos Eisley cantina Panel 1: Will Riker to Dorothy Zbornak, bartender: “Tell me, Dorothy…” 2: Riker gestures to Peely (the anthropomorphic banana): “Is there a story behind the banana?” Dorothy: “A story, no…” 3: Dorothy: “That’s my friend Blanche.” Blanche Devereaux emerges from behind Peely. Blanche: “Hey, Will! Call me!”
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Published June 21, 2024
Categorized as Comics Tagged Blanche Devereaux, Dorothy Zbornak, Fortnite, Golden Girls, Peely, Star Trek

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