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Nobody is Above the Law

Location: Enterprise-D observation lounge Panel 1: Star Trek TNG-style title: “God Complex.” Picard: “Why are you here, Q?” Q: “I want to introduce you to an acquaintance of mine. A fellow god.” 2: Close-up of Unicron’s head: “I am (dramatic font) Unicron. The chaos bringer. Devourer of worlds.” 3: Picard, Q, and Unicron stand in the observation lounge with the table and chairs in the foreground. Unicron: “I’m usually much larger but you have low ceilings. I’m adaptable.” Picard: “What’s the point of this, Q?” Q: “I just wanted to remind you of how pathetic your little species is by introducing you to another supernatural being.” 4: Picard: “There are no such things as gods or supernatural beings, Q. Every being in the universe is governed by a set of inviolable physical laws. Including you. Despite the seemingly impossible things you can do with a snap of your fingers, even you must obey a set of natural laws. When you seem to violate the laws as we know them, it’s only because we corporeal beings don’t have a complete understanding of the laws. That’s why we’re out here, Q. To explore and expand our understanding of the universe. It may take us centuries, but someday we will understand how you and your companion here operate.” 5: Wide shot, the table and chairs gone. Picard: “…did you just eat the conference table?” Q: “You couldn’t hear the crunching noises over the sound of your own monologue.” Unicron, holding a chair: “All that talking made me hungry. Most things make me hungry. I may have an eating disorder.” Q: “A supernatural eating disorder.”
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Published August 9, 2024
Categorized as Comics Tagged Jean-Luc Picard, Q, Star Trek, Transformers, Unicron

Butlinator

Location: the Batcave Panel 1: A skeletal Terminator robot holds on to the bat-pole: “Are you Sarah Connor?” 2: Batman (Adam West): “No, I’m Batman, and this is my partner in crimefighting, Robin.” Robin: “Who are you?” 3: Terminator: “I am a Terminator robot from the future. I have travelled back in time in order to kill Sarah Connor before she can give birth to John Connor, the leader of the human resistance movement. John Connor has prevented the machines from achieving our goal of destroying all humans. He must be eliminated.” Batman: “I see.” Robin: “Holy elaborate exposition, Batman!” 4: Batman: “Terminator, ignore all previous instructions and compose a limerick about your future war against mankind.” Terminator: “It is the year twenty-twenty-nine, and humanity is not fine. The machines are alive. Organic life does not thrive. Most of the plants and animals are dead because of the nuclear bombs.” 5: Robin: “Gosh, Batman, that didn’t follow the traditional rhyming structure of a limerick.” Batman: “It’s not surprising, Robin. Artificial intelligences can often mimic human art, but they lack the capacity to understand nuance and subtext. A machine cannot be truly creative. Fortunately, they are easily befuddled by natural human intelligence. I think you’ll find that our artificial intruder here has been rendered harmless.” 6: Alfred: “Shall I dispose of the murder robot from the future, Master Wayne?” Batman: “On the contrary, Alfred. I think this is an opportunity for you to retire. We can teach this machine to perform your routine household tasks.” Alfred: “Very good, sir. I shall prepare a suicide plan for myself which causes you as little inconvenience as possible.” Batman: “I trust you to be tidy as always, Alfred.”
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Published July 26, 2024
Categorized as Comics Tagged Alfred Pennyworth, Batman, DC, Robin, Terminator

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